"good day everybody! my name's hamish and i'll be leading your tour of the royal botanic gardens today. beautiful day for it too, ye little buggers ... s'not like this on ma days off!" esme smiled at the freckly specimen of scottishness before her. it was a beautiful june day, sun high in the sky and all thoughts of exams were far behind her now. it was the end of her first year as a philosophy student at the university of edinburgh, and she had been meaning to visit the gardens for months. esme loved the rich history of the city, and here it was again in all it's finery.
she lolloped along languidly behind the group, tuning in and out of hamish's dialogue at random. esme was stunned by the blossoming bounty surrounding her - huge, white orchids, gigantic, rich green amazonian lilies ... and a 200 year old west indian palm tree, planted in an elegant 1850s glass topped palm house. it was like stepping to another spot on the time-space continuum, and she had the unsettling feeling that this place existed in another dimension. 'too many books!', her mum would say, 'i knew that studying philosophy would do her no good, she could barely keep one foot on the ground as it was ...'
and it was true. esme felt that if she concentrated hard enough, she would banish the entrance of the west gate on arboretum place, and find herself out in the depths of the amazonian rainforest somewhere. she breathed in the multitude of scents and stopped still to soak in the diverse shades of green surrounding her. allowing one thought to cast out all others, she wondered along, 'green, green? was it really green? was it all even really there at all?' as she did so, she slowly became aware that she was being watched. it's strange how our instincts can tell us what our physical senses do not. it was a curly haired bloke with fascinating brown eyes. kind of serious, but with a mischievous twinkle at the same time. he was wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches - very history teacher circa esme's school days. in fact, he particularly reminded her of one such, favourite history teacher.
"hello. amazing, isn't it? i'm not much of a botanist but i really do appreciate the beauty of it all. and pavilions and glass everywhere too, it's all rather grand ..." esme felt instantly intrigued. she was a great believe in speaking to strangers, took pride in the pure joy of it. unexpected alliances were always the most interesting, and as for social convention, well it was a knackered old concept that sucked all the fun out of living. just then, hamish butted in, bounding along enthusiastically and ushering them towards the rest of the group.
"come on ye stragglers, we haven't even seen the wee chinese garden yet ... get a shifty on eh!" the two grinned conspiratorially and obediently followed. the air between them was no longer empty, and esme knew that mystery fella with the brown saucer bowls for eyes was equally as aware of this as she was. well what the hell, a thought crossed her mind, a sordid fling with a history teacher to round off what had hitherto been a somewhat disappointingly rebellion-free year. hopefully he was married, kids, the whole shebang. esme smiled in shock at the lowlands to which her own mind could descend. elevated examinations of the concept of colour one minute, sexual deviance the next ...
"so, my name is rory, what's yours? to whom do i have the pleasure of speaking? and what do you get up to edinburgh? you're obviously not local..."
"my name's ana", said esme, "ana-maria. aspiring painter, sculptor and printmaker. currently pathetically penniless. born and bred in yorkshire, but of brazilian heritage". bloody hell, esme blanched at her own fictitious tongue. it had grown legs all of it's own in this game she occasionally played - creating characters, acting them out with people she hoped never to meet again. it had only backfired once before, but in a fairly hideously embarrassing manner. a look of surprise crossed rory's face, and esme quickly returned the question,
"and you rory? what do you, 'do with yourself', in edinburgh? you are obviously scottish, that's a lovely soft edinburgh accent if ever i heard one."
"i'm an antiques dealer. or perhaps that might be stretching it somewhat. i have an antique shop which might otherwise be known as a junk shop. it's just off prince's street. it's an aladdin's cave - full of curiosities for the inquisitive. had it for about 6 years now, but unfortunately, it too leaves me pathetically penniless. we lovers of art are doomed to this i think". esme inwardly grinned in anticipation, there was actually nothing she loved more than a rummage in a junk shop. being a great appreciator of the weird, the wonderful and anything olde worlde - time spent in the dusty enclaves of such cluttered shops was something she treasured. indeed, she thought she knew and had visited the shop he was talking about, though she had definitely never seen
him there before. perhaps he was lying too. perhaps he really was just a history teacher. perhaps she had finally met her match in the lovely world of lying for ones own entertainment.
the tour continued but they had little chance to continue their dialogue, such was hamish's insistence upon group cohesion and the undivided attention of all it's members. however, when they reached the gates on west arboretum place, esme no longer wanted them to disappear into a whirl of south american jungle. she was now taking with her some new, somewhat tribal desires concerning the curly top in front of her. mumbled suggestions of coffee on his part and fluttered eyelashes on hers, took them towards city cafe.
"it's where irvine welsh drank coffee and wrote trainspotting, you know", smiled esme. the cafe represented an altogether different side of edinburgh, one of contemporary note, she supposed. esme had read the book, had loved the characters and observed startling similarities between herself and the anti-romantic renton, who was in fact, it seemed, a huge romantic at heart. dislocated, dis-enamoured and dishonest, esme found herself afloat on the waves of a life in which she lacked identification with anything much.
the existentialist romantic is a terrible type, and makes for an altogether painful experience. alright, so she wasn't a smackhead, but apart from that, she'd backed herself into a pretty similar psychological corner. despite the fact that she could observe this, esme still seemed utterly unable to find the 'click' that would drive her past this 'giving up point'. if only paolo coelho had provided a method; a tangible, results-driven mode of interrogation into finding the evasive sticking point.
"really? interesting ... never read the book myself. got the impression it was all misery and drug addled lunatics. would've spoiled my notions of old fashioned scottishness. i steered well clear to be honest". rory's answer was intelligble, and made perfect sense in the context of his seeming infatuation with nicety and antiques. his voice was gravelly smooth with a whispering lilt and he gave the impression of one who enjoyed the finer things in life, finances or no finances. esme yawned and ordered a coffee from the tired looking, pierced and aubergine-haired waitress.
sitting opposite rory, drinking her strong cappaccino (no chocolate) and posing as ana-maria that afternoon, esme was numb. she had felt more back in the botanical gardens, when she was surrounded by plant life. if only she could let go of her attachment to an inflamed world. all the way down the royal mile she had been exhilerated, passionate, loving of life in all it's wondrous variety. she'd spotted troops just back from iraq or afghanistan, with harassed girlfriends and kids trailing along behind their mirage. there were canadian tourists, bickering couples, two girls with the long, lean elegant limbs of dancers and faces like expensive cats. on that short walk, underneath rare blue skies and with a stranger at her side, esme had felt in love and at peace with the world. but love for an inflamed world steeped in the heightened anticipation of pleasure was not true. even esme knew this.
exhausted by her own exhileration, she now stirred out the swirls from her good cup of coffee and wondered where that sense of well being had evaporated to. she failed to see the person sitting opposite her, though rory believe that he saw her. she had a freckle underneath each oval eye and a toffee colour complexion. she was exotic and manipulative, with a stunning sense of self-assuredness.
to him, 'ana-marie' was the archangel of feminine mystique, descended from the synchronicity of escape from his girlflriend's boring choice of destination. edinburgh ... antiques ... he might wear tweed but history was not one of his strong points. more of a persona he had adopted since realising that lovely literary girls always love a period drama. rory had ditched elaina dusting off books in the ridiculously named 'unicorn antiques', and was now entirely arrested by the momentary magic of this brazilian beauty.
"you can really see the hispanic heritage in you, ana. i can just imagine you dancing the night away in rio ..." murmured rory, in what he believed to be a seductive tone. esme blanched, the reminder of her lie and his convoluted notions made her feel slightly and suddenly, quite claustrophobic.
"just popping to the ladies rory. be back momentarily. keep my coffee warm, and if the waitress comes over - get her to bring me a glass of decent red wine too. i think it's time for a
drink drink" in this way, she excused herself from the red diner-style seating (american influence - city cafe - why had she never observed this before?). once downstairs, esme sat for several minutes staring at posters on the back of the toilet door. the band on later sounded interesting. they were called 'king charles' - apparently some kind of art-school pirate boy with huge hair and a propensity for falling-over during performances. esme absent-mindedly kneaded the purple flower-bruise upon her left thigh, the slight pain was satisfying.
she might come back tonight for the gig, but for now she slipped out quietly behind rory's unsuspecting back. the air was definitely empty again, and whilst unexpected alliances might be the most interesting, this was turning out just as tired as the last one. esme, too, was tired. 'interesting? interesting? was anything really that interesting?' she pondered. perhaps esme had finally found the click? the thought did cross her mind briefly, as she placed one foot in front of the other and focused on home. this was a doubtful turn of events, dear reader - but entirely possible of course...